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Mr. Triathlon is a purely fictional, elite triathlete on Twitter. So this interview never actually happened. Only in my mind and transcribed here in this blog post. The tweets from Mr. Triathlon have come at various times. I follow Mr. Triathlon on Twitter and enjoy his thoughts on living life as a champion triathlete! Enjoy the look into the mind of a champion.

Mr. Triathlon how are you? Pleasure to meet you. What are you up to nowadays?

I practiced my my "flying squirrel" bike mount for 3 hours today. I'm fairly confident that should shave at least 2 seconds of my next IM—
Mr Triathlon (@Mr_Triathlon) February 27, 2012

So, how has the IM training been going? Good?

I ran a half marathon today backwards. I wanted to show I could let my hair down and have some fun. Still won my age group though.—
Mr Triathlon (@Mr_Triathlon) March 05, 2012

I have been hearing rumors concerning you and the Mrs., is it true?

The Mrs. is pregnant and we found out it's going to be a boy, my vote is to call him Cervelo or Road I.D.—
Mr Triathlon (@Mr_Triathlon) February 26, 2012

What will that mean for your training schedule?

Going to take it really easy this year, just going to do 6 Ironmans, the Mrs has me on a short leash.—
Mr Triathlon (@Mr_Triathlon) February 19, 2012

Are you sure that is enough time for the Mrs. and the new Baby Cervelo? I heard you have a rocky relationship with your parents due to your ever growing participation in triathlon. They even told me you applied for a Kona lottery slot at 7 years old.

From the amount of training I do they think I'm an idiot savant. I can tell the Ph level in the pool just by taste.—
Mr Triathlon (@Mr_Triathlon) March 05, 2012

Mr. Triathlon, I know this is a hot topic so I want to make sure I get your thoughts on the matter. How do you feel about Lance Armstrong’s recent race in Panama?

If @lancearmstrong would have had me as a coach, he would have WON his first triathlon and not have had such a poor performance.—
Mr Triathlon (@Mr_Triathlon) February 15, 2012

What are you doing tonight? I know you have a tune-up race tomorrow. Do you have any pre-race rituals?

Taking my bike on a date tonight, perhaps a romantic stroll along the waterfront.—
Mr Triathlon (@Mr_Triathlon) March 10, 2012

Any last piece of advice to the masses of fans out there?

Some people are afraid of getting on the podium, I bring my own.—
Mr Triathlon (@Mr_Triathlon) March 13, 2012